tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26283318276286685432011-11-27T16:20:03.209-08:00Better. Faster. Stranger.The Durkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09822265521865886708noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2628331827628668543.post-57822420662062303402009-09-24T22:51:00.000-07:002009-09-24T22:51:43.152-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">This is PhilociROFLcopter. He is our mascots nephew. And he is a philosopher. <img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Gy70dBTv0LU/SrxZ56JDozI/AAAAAAAAARE/fp0IjHQpLZ8/s400/Philociroflcopter+copy.jpg" /><br /></div>Pleas be nice to him. People make fun of him because he is smart. But he just wants to make the world a better place.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2628331827628668543-5782242066206230340?l=betterfasterstranger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Durkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09822265521865886708noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2628331827628668543.post-65438956811789043932009-09-22T18:32:00.000-07:002009-09-22T18:34:57.263-07:00The Court: Next witness.<br /><br />Ms. Olschner: Your Honor, at this time, I would like to swat Mr. Buck in the head with his client's deposition.<br /><br />The Court: You mean read it?<br /><br />Ms. Olschner: No sir, I mean swat him in the head with it. Pursuant to Rule 32, I may use this deposition for any purpose, and that is the purpose for which I want to use it.<br /><br />The Court: Well, it does say that. (pause) There being no objection, you may proceed.<br /><br />Ms. Olschner: Thank you, Judge Hanes. (whereupon, Ms. Olschner swatted Mr. Buck in the head with the deposition.)<br /><br />Mr. Buck: But, Judge.<br /><br />The Court: Next witness.<br /><br />Mr. Buck: We object.<br /><br />The Court: Sustained. Next witness.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2628331827628668543-6543895681178904393?l=betterfasterstranger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Durkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09822265521865886708noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2628331827628668543.post-69808546417013561142009-09-21T19:18:00.000-07:002009-09-21T19:20:57.563-07:00This is our mascot. He is a VelociROFLcopter. And he is lonely.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gy70dBTv0LU/Srg0SqqGSZI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/yptY-gmx7EI/s1600-h/Velociroflcopter.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gy70dBTv0LU/Srg0SqqGSZI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/yptY-gmx7EI/s400/Velociroflcopter.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384110849814579602" border="0" /></a><br />Please be his friend. He is a dinosaur and a helicopter, and is also a ROFL. He is very dangerous. Please don't let him hurt us.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2628331827628668543-6980854641701356114?l=betterfasterstranger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Durkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09822265521865886708noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2628331827628668543.post-18734659674838552552009-09-21T18:16:00.000-07:002009-09-21T18:17:43.999-07:00Hi everyone (or no one)! Strange New World is a blog about insanity, fear, and everything that doesn't make any sense. We hope you enjoy!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2628331827628668543-1873465967483855255?l=betterfasterstranger.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Durkahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09822265521865886708noreply@blogger.com0